Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

Previous Random Joke Next

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated!

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What Do you call 20 Millionaires watching the Superbowl?

The Dallas Cowboys

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

How does Moses get his coffee?

He buys it from Starbucks...

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"