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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Where does King Kong sleep?

Anywhere he wants to.

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

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What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.