Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did a scientist disconnect his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the No-bell prize!! Sorry, I ll walk out

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Where do Arabians with cowboy hats gather?

Howdy Arabia

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

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What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.