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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why do you want to learn jujitsu?

Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.

What does cows say when they want someone to move?

Muuuuuuuuuuuuhve...........

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Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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What is the same with you, a pet cat, and a pet dog?

All of them are adopted

How many French words has the Turkish language recently adopted?

Beaucoup.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.