Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food?

He wanted to raised stewed beef!

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

Which is the cheapest bicycle you can buy?

A penny-farthing.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.