Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the army's craftsman enact a "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy?

He didn't want any glaze in the military

Why did the blonde have a hysterectomy?

She wanted to stop having grandchildren.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.