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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

What do clouds want to be when they grow up?

Thunderstorms

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Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

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Why didn't your back break, mom?

You're adopted.

What do you call an adopted ghost?

Transparent

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Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy