Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the student study in an airplane?

He wanted a higher education!

What did the worm want to do when he grew up?

He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).

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Why do cowboys prefer wienie dogs?

So they can get a long little doggie.

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!

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Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it

Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.