Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did Dave Grohl buy such a tall house?

He wanted to make sure he was getting the best, the best, the best, the best-a view.

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Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Why was Lindsay Lohan feeling sleepy?

He was buying drinks.

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.