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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?

Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What does a traffic cop do when he wins some money?

Buys an intersection for a private business work.

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.