Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

What do Dallas Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl?

They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!

Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does C-3PO always tell Han the Odds?

Because he can't even.

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

Dachshund Jokes More Dachshund Jokes

What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Long Little Doggie Jokes More Long Little Doggie Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

What kinda pet would John Wayne get?

He'd get a long little doggie.