Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.