Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

Because he wanted to...

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

When the barber is done cutting his hair, the cowboy goes back outside. And guess what?

Pony gone.

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Where does Dracula buy his writing supplies?

Pencilvania.

How does a composer remember which groceries to buy?

She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.