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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you do when you want to hold a bunny?

You grabbit.

What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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Why did the cowboy have a brown moustache?

Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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Where does monty python buy his water?

From the knights Da-sa(y)-NI! This joke is best delivered verbally.

What does the customer say to the worker as he leaves the store after buying a discounted item?

Good buy.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.