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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.

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Why didn't Bach buy his wife a new accordion?

He couldn't afford it; he was "Baroque".

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.