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Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.

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What N-word do you never want to call a black man?

Neighbor!

What's the different between E.T. and a refugee?

E.T. learned English and wanted to go home

Cowboy Jokes More Cowboy Jokes

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Wiener Dog Jokes More Wiener Dog Jokes

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Little Doggie Jokes More Little Doggie Jokes

Why did the cowboy get a daschund?

Because someone told him to get along little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a wiener dog?

Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.