Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you call a bird who wants to have a different personality?

An alter eagle!

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

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Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.