The Cowboys
On the range
Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
He wanted to get a long little doggy
Clint Southwood
Audi
They turn off their XBOX and go to bed!
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Cause he wanted to get along little doggie.
So they can get a long little doggie.
Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
It's the one on the range.
The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there
The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown
He was always horsing around.
The Dallas Cowboys
The 4th grade.
A Reckon-ing.
Because someone told him to get along little doggie.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.
They like to get a long little doggie.
Howdy Arabia
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!
Pony gone.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
So he could "get a long little doggy".
You ride -- I'll go on foot.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
He was sent to the udder side
Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
He turns off the PlayStation.
Studying their Miranda Rights.
He was a little hoarse.
The deputy head!
Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.
Looking for love in all the wrong places.
The Hyperbole
Watch the second half.
Give him sheet music.
Drink it
Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!
It breaks the trunk.
He wanted to buy stock options.
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
I don't want to plow my driveway
I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...
Cause the seaweed
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
