Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What's the hardest thing on a cowboy?

The 4th grade.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua?

Shorts!

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"