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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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What do you call two Canadians buy coffee?

Double double doubles

Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".