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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did ygritte break up with Jon Snow?

She didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

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What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.