Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

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Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown

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Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

Why do you own a hot dog stand when you draw and write?

Me: Wanna buy my book Them: No. Me: That's why I own a hot dog stand.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.