Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

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What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

What's 11 & 2?

The Cowboys

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Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

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Why did the cowboy get a miniature dachshund?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy have a weiner dog?

Somebody told him to get a long little doggy.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".