Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

Why did the man open a rooftop bar?

He wanted to have drinks on the house.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a Weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

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What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department

Why should you always rent, rather than buy, a multimeter that measures ohms?

Because it's easier to follow the path of leased resistance.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"