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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What's something that Slaves have and rich people want?

Nothing!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

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How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?

Studying their Miranda Rights.

What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?

Clint Southwood

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Why shouldn't you buy Ukrainian underpants?

Cos Chernobyl fall out

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She writes a Chopin Liszt.

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.