Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

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How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.