Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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What do you call a loud group of Cowboys?

A Reckon-ing.

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

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Why don't you buy Ukrainian underwear?

Because cher-nob'll fall out

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine

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What do you call a dachshund with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.