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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Irrelevant.

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Inke

Where does the military commander buy his groceries?

The GENERAL STORE HAHAHAHAHAHA IM SO SORRY

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"