Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What did the cow say to the slaughterhouse worker?

You want some beef

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

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Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

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Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?

So he could "get a long little doggy".

Why was the Muslim sad when he bought a pirated disc?

Because the Disc was cracked

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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

What do you get when you cross a Dachshund, a Schnauzer, a Shih Tzu, and a Poodle?

A Wienerschnitzel.