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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!

Where should Aaron Hernandez have hidden the evidence?

The Cowboys' endzone because no one goes there

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Where do you buy a Walrus?

Walmart!

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

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What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds?

Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie.