Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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What do you want on your tombstone?

Pepperoni and cheese.

What quality does Elon Musk look for in a woman?

He just wants her to be down to Mars

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

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She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!

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Why do cowboys like dachshunds so much?

They like to get a long little doggie.

Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.