Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
So he could shoot his mouth off.
Pony gone.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Just for the halibut.
They like to get a long little doggie.
