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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

Have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat?

Men, get in the boat!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the cheese maker say to his son after he dropped the cheese?

That's no whey to go through life, son.

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula.

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet