What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.