What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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That can can can-can!

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Hallooooo me!

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He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

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Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Utter despair.

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The NoDinar

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How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.