What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Do you sell flip-flips?

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Haloumi!

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.