What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

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Why do professors like stats and physics students?

Because they'll work for p naughts.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

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How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese?

From the block.

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

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How many zeroes does your salary have?

He responds "One" "In which currency " "Any :("

What if reddit had a currency?

Would they be called creddits ()

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

What fetish does winners hate the most?

The feet