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What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

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Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a road reply when you ask it how work is going?

It's tiring.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

What do they call Independence Day in France?

A Royale-free with cheese! (Happy Bastille Day(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BastilleDay)!)

Quarter Pounder Jokes More Quarter Pounder Jokes

What do you say to an art student with a job?

Uhh, I would like the Quarter Pounder with Cheese

How can you tell the clan of a Scotsman?

Look under his kilt, if it's a quarter-pounder, he's a McDonald.

Dairy Farm Jokes More Dairy Farm Jokes

What do you call it when the only cow on your dairy farm won't produce milk?

Utter despair.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Currency Jokes More Currency Jokes

What kind of currency do they use in space?

Starbucks

Whats the currency of North Korea?

The NoDinar

Fetish Jokes More Fetish Jokes

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.