What do you call a lizard that doesn't work?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

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What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

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What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.