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What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many potheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

It was too bright in here anyway.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

What was a doctors diagnosis of the victims involved in a pet van crash?

Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Coma, Chameleon

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How did the Neanderthal dad teach his son how to wear underwear?

Color coded: "Yellow in front, brown in the back"

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the alligator satisfy his lover?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.