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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why didn't Cathy keep the extra dollar of change at Chick-fil-a?

Because Cathy can't help being Truett-ful

How many MP's does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.

Suffer Jokes More Suffer Jokes

What happens when you get some vinegar in your ear?

You suffer from pickled hearing!

What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

Chameleon Jokes More Chameleon Jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?

A chameleon on a tartan rug!

Why are Chameleons surprisingly good at flying?

Because they are always in duh skies

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What technique does a prisoner use when coloring a picture?

Cell shading.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Reptile Disfunction Jokes More Reptile Disfunction Jokes

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction