How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

Because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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How many Greeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One,......A Greek will screw anything!

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why doesn't r/jokes like fencers?

Because they always riposte.

What's an easy way on /r/jokes to find feminism jokes?

Just look for ones that have a "JOKE:" disclaimer