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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many Pokmon does it take to change a light bulb?

Not sure, gotta catch them all first!

How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The sockets all went with the house.

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No two. No... How many do we have on the truck

How many pollsters does it take to change a light bulb?

One, plus or minus one.

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How do you turn a seal into a sea lion?

Remove an electron.

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What's the difference between a tribal tattoo and /r/jokes?

A tribal tattoo makes you laugh.

How many redditors does it take to post a joke to /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, another to post a better punchline in the comment section, and another to repost it with the new punchline.