Mod Jokes

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

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How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Removed

Who do you think cares?

Nobody. They're too angry at the mods at to care.

Why is the Dead Sea a mod on /r/leagueoflegends?

Because it's so salty.

Why couldn't the Mod get into the club?

He never got banned.

What does a mod do in their spare time?

Deleted

What do Steam users and Reddit admins have in common?

They don't want to pay for mods.

What did the reddit admins say to the mods?

This post was removed

How long does it take for mods to remove a post?

Removed

What did the mod say to the other?

Deleted

How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they like to keep the mods in the dark.

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What do you call a mod in r/News?

Removed

How many Ellen Paos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. The mods do that for her.

What did the mod say when he was wrong?

BANNED

How many mods does it take to switch a light bulb?

Deleted

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

Removed

How many mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

Deleted

What did the mods say when they found me giving Reddit gold to my alt account?

He who smelt it, dealt it.

How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian?

Dereted

Why are mods the worst?

Removed

What did the Mod say to OP?

Deleted

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Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?

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None. They can't change anything.

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I don't know but they're OK now.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

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Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny?

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What is it like to mod r/news?

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