What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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Tequila mockingbird Or Ernest Hemingway

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!