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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

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What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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What do you get when you mix a leper and a con man?

A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

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Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A?

AA, Eh

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What's an alcoholic's favorite novel?

Tequila Mockingbird I made this up just now... I'm so excited about it.

What book is better when you read it drunk?

Tequila Mockingbird.

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird