Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)
They both have problems finding x.
X-Men
A hy-bread
Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me
X-post /r/puns Scotch.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
Because they don't like to drink and derive.
Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.
Tequila Mockingbird
Tequila Mockingbird!