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What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

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What is Jose Cuervo's favorite book?

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

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What do you get when you combine mayonnaise and bologne?

Bolognese sauce

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What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post)

What happens when you combine alcohol and literature?

Tequila Mockingbird