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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call Batman and Robin after they got run over by a steamroller?

Flatman and Ribbon

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why were the children jumping for Joy?

Because Joy was stuck on the roof.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.