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Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Johnny Cash have the Cocaine Blues?

He ran out of cocaine.

Why are there no Mexican in the Olympics?

Because any Mexican that can run, jump or swim is in america!

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

Hopscotts.

What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?

('A jump rope')

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.