Gerrymandarin.
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Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation.
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
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O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
One U.S. Liter
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
Get off Mu-lan!!!
A high coo(/spoiler)
He dislikes poles polls How do you type jokes that rely on similar sounding words It hard
The nearest ISOBAR!!
Because nobody would drink it if it was called nut juice.
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
The Nintendo Wii-Tard
If u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Guac!
Good jab.
He used the Hookshot!
Roberto
