Gerrymandarin.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation.
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
You gotta catch Jamal
Because he might Pikachu!
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Because they were being "brewed"
That's not real. 10yo: Now you're in doubt! Me: But... 10yo: ALBATROUT
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.
If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is
WiiU
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U
GOP" is onomatopoeic: it's the sound of anonymous penetration in public bathrooms late at night. -&y
You sound just like me!
The Wii hours of the morning.
Ennwii
An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus
They watch moving picktures.
