Gerrymandarin.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation.
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
Praystation
Because they're playing on console.
Where did my Pokemon Go
Cause they'll Pikachu
The energy bill...
Omhmeo and Jouleiet
Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today
I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.
If u say its not ok they give it to u for free
Guac!
An ambulance.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Illiterate (il-lit-erate)
They don't tell you
A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.
Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u
