Gerrymandarin.
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
Allah-bama
Bombs
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
Dead parents
A mode of transportation.
Fiscal therapy
Crimea river
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The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
Wonton-amo Bay
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
FDR. His standup could use some work.
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
Tennish
And I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'
Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*
Planck!*
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U, Wii U.
Amiigo
Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!
Who are these iron-mouthed warriors
He was well arrested!
A conversation of energy.
Their response Flexicution
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Not Sea Food.
A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Help me! I've been a-salted!
