Gerrymandarin.
Allah-bama
Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.
A mode of transportation.
Fiscal therapy
O....Hi!.....o.....
The U.S. mint (cents)
I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.
One U.S. Liter
He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents.
Just Cause
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Nukes... You're fired!
A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor
Lincoln. He's in a cent!
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
Upper U.S.
It's an ill-eagle activity
Because it's indivisible.
Because they might Pikachu!
Because they Pikachu
Because the stores advertise "Back to Back" savings.
A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!
Mad-at-gas-cars!
Forwards
With one he turns off the light, With the other he checks if the window is closed
Wii U, Wii U, Wii U...
So they can carry their tune
In its trunk.
Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U. Edit: Gee Wilikers Batman I've got 151 upvotes yayyyyyy.
Poke(dx)
Me: Bed Bath & Beyond Wife: You used a coupon right Me: Coupon *wife faints*
Chernobyl fallout.
Because Africa isn't a country.
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.