Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9

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Why can't you be the king I know?

The king you have inside you SIMBA: That doesn't make sense. I think I'd remember if I ate a king.

Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why is 8 scared of 7?

Becaauuuussseee 7 8(ate) 9. You get it huh?