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What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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Why are your eyes covered in ketchup?

I'm often asked by people: "Why are your eyes covered in ketchup " So I tell them it's because Heinz sight is 20/20.

What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow?

Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!

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What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.