What does Ramen and Ketchup taste like together?

Poverty.

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What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

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What playground equipment do kids hate the most?

The slide into poverty.

What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'