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What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Who should you pray to if you don't want the airplane that you are on to get diverted?

Diversion Mary

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What do you call a noodle that likes Reggae?

A Pastafarian.

What's the cheapest kind of noodle you can buy?

Penne.