How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

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What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it almost all the way in and one to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.

What does a noodle say after praying?

Ramen

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How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern

What's the difference between a woman kneeling in prayer and a woman kneeling in a bathtub?

A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.