Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)
A coincidence.
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
Knee-mail
A woman kneeling in prayer has hope in her soul.
To Whom It May Concern
In a casino, you really mean it.
The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Eh-men
Ey mon.
Ramen.
