How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What's the difference between a statesman and a politician?

A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman.

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Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)