How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

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What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!