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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

Why can't priests have children?

Because choir boys can't get pregnant, thank God.

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What's the best way to receive down votes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

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Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

How does an atheist start their prayers?

To Whom It May Concern