How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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How do you start to politely tell someone that their God isn't in the stars?

Well... If it's any constellation...

What does God call his nose?

God knows.

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What did the late arriving cannibal receive at the dinner party?

The cold shoulder.

Why did Dr.Pepper blush?

He received a Sunkist from his Crush

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How do Jamaicans end their prayers?

Ey mon.

How do you end a prayer to the Noodle God?

Ramen.