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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

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What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

What does a Greek say when he receives his salary?

Danke schon.

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What do you call it when a prayer is answered?

A coincidence.

Why should the Pope play NBA basketball?

Because every time he puts up a prayer it gets answered. (I thought of this myself, but it is so corny, it could easily be in every damn joke book.)