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How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

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What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

What does every Elmo receive before they leave the factory?

Two test tickles!

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What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail