How does god receive prayers?

Knee-mail

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

What do you call it when you talk to God?

Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

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What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino?

In a casino, you really mean it.

How do Jamaicans end their prayers?

Ey mon.