Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
A corn snake
A monkey. (p.s. I have a wonderful, terrible love for bad jokes)
Minnepop.
The visitors.
Because it was soda pressing.
Minisoda
Minnesota.
Mini-soda.
Because it's a mini soda.
