I dunno, I just repost them.
Twitter only allows 160 characters
You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.
When she says she thinks of you like a brother.
The punchline is too long.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
I don't know, I just click "submit"
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
A corn snake
One starts with B and the otber starts with D
Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.