Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke...

What do you call a state named after highways?

Road Island.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.