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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What state has the smallest soft drinks?

Minisoda

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why does Bernie know he'll win the elections?

Because his good friend Nostradamus told him he would.

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What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.