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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

Why did Bernie Sanders cross the road?

He didn't, he was distributed evenly on both sides. Bernie supporters, please don't downvote me to hell, it's just a joke

What do you call a man who's on fire?

Bernie.

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What do you call weed from Denmark?

Dansk kush.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.