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Which states is Bernie most popular in?

Denmark, Sweden and Norway.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

What state makes exclusively Swiss cheese?

Swisconsin.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

So they could Scandinavian.

What do you call immigrants in Sweden?

Swede-ish

Bernie Jokes More Bernie Jokes

How many Bernie supporters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them

Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Denmark Jokes More Denmark Jokes

What did Tony Abbott do when he heard Denmark had surplus wind power?

Cut funding for wind power in Australia

What did the pastry from Denmark say to the pastry from Norway?

Hey, I'm Danish. JK they're pastries, they can't talk.

Norway Jokes More Norway Jokes

What's the best truck in Norway?

The Fjord F150.

What's the most popular family car in Norway?

The Fjord Focus