Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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How do you win a small fortune in Las Vegas?

By spending a large fortune.

Why did the ambulance show up to a tennis match between Number 8 and Number 9?

The umpire called it: nine won one.

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Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus?

He has an Asgard...

What do you calll a woman that people sit on?

Cher!

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What's difference between Jesse Owens and Adolf Hilter?

Owens can finish a race.

What does a slave owner do with his slaves when he's finished with them?

Races 'em.

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What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

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What do they call a bra in Sweden?

A holdsemfromfloppin

What's the best thing about Sweden?

I can't pick, but their flag is a huge plus.