Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What do Americans do immediately after winning the World Cup (Soccer)?

Turn off the Playstation.

Who would win if Luke Skywalker fought Harry Potter?

Me 5: Me: Get some coffee

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a guy in a suit sitting in a tree?

Branch Manager

How do you like your new teacher?

Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one!

Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...

How do all races end in the desert?

In a cacti!

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why did Sweden change their immigration politics?

Because their Zoos ran out of room.

How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.