Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Who is guaranteed to win?

Society.

What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

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What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

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Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

We're walking four abreast.

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Finnish Line Jokes More Finnish Line Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

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What do you call emigrates of Sweden?

Swedouts.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.