Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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Who wins in a fight: Goku or Superman?

Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.

Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

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What do you call a race run by baristas?

A **decaf**alon

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Sweden Jokes More Sweden Jokes

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line