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Finnish Jokes

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

How do you win a Scandinavian race?

By crossing the Finnish line!

Why is Vladimir Putin always Russian?

Because he's never Finnish.

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What does Mortal Kombat and a church in Helsinki have in common?

Finnish Hymn!

How can you tell if a Finnish guy likes you?

He's staring at your shoes instead of his own.

What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

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What do you call a group of people standing in the Arctic circle?

A Finnish line.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral?

She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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What does an IT guys use for birth control?

His personality.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

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What does Mortal Kombat and a Helsinki church have in common?

Finnish hymns

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Finnish Hymn!

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What shoes are hard to wear?

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

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What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?