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What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What's the most popular Russian streaming service?

Nyetflix

Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

Nationality Jokes More Nationality Jokes

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?