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Nationality Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What's his nationality?

He's a Babylonian.

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What two things should people stop shaking because shaking hurts these things development?

Polaroid Integral Film and Babies

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?

A big mac.

National Vegetable Jokes More National Vegetable Jokes

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

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Finnish Jokes More Finnish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why?

Because it was the Finnish line.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg go to Germany?

For Schnitzel.

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

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Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?

Putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to

What do you call it when a criminal goes down an elevator?

A con descending.

American Jokes More American Jokes

What do you say to a thin American?

Hows the chemotherapy going?

What's the difference between Americans and ice cream?

Ice cream fits in a tub.