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Nationality Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

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What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What's his nationality?

He's a Babylonian.

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What rock group have four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

Jose Jokes More Jose Jokes

What do Mexicans say on their first day in America?

Jose can you see, by the dawn's early light...

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

What hood was the Swedish cholo from?

StockHOLMES!

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

National Vegetable Jokes More National Vegetable Jokes

What's the National Vegetable of Israel?

Ariel Sharon

What is the national vegetable of Germany?

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Sign Language Jokes More Sign Language Jokes

How do billboards communicate?

Sign language

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

Theocracy Jokes More Theocracy Jokes

What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.