Nationality Jokes

What nationality is not quite one?

Swedish

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What Nationality has the easiest time learning sign language?

Italians.

What nationality are Sprinters?

They Russian. I'll also see myself out.

What nationality is Santa Claus?

North Polish.

What's his nationality?

He's a Babylonian.

What are their nationalities?

Russian and Finnish!

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What do you call a cross between Communism and Theocracy?

Communionism

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.

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How does a Mexican wrestler enter a room?

Through the Lucha-door.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary?

With a warlock.

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How does Bran Stark enter a brothel?

With a Hodor

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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Swedish Jokes More Swedish Jokes

Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

How do you catch a Swedish fish?

With a gummy worm as bait

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.