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Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.

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Why do Mexicans hate cooking pasta?

When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

What did the vegetarian lion say before going hunting?

Lettuce prey

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Why was the Mexican bad at archery?

He didn't habanero

Why didn't the Mexican go now hunting?

Because he didn't habanero.