What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

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Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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How do you pick up Mexican Girls?

Border Patrol.

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

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Madame

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How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

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Word,yo.

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Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

What's delaying the Polish space program?

Development of a working match.