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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

An IPv6 packet is walking out of the house.

He goes nowhere.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on?

Anything you want. He can't hear you.

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What's a Cholo's favorite Chinese food dish?

Chicken chow meng.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.