Yo Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What does my girlfriend and Windows 8 have in common?

They are both 8........

How long does 8 sleep for?

Forever.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

Why did the black guy cross the road?

He heard there was chicken on the other side!

What did one black guy say to another black guy?

We're both black guys.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

How do dinosaurs like their chicken?

RAWWWWWWWW!!!!

Hopscotch Jokes More Hopscotch Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

Jose and Hoseb

What's the most 'Spoken' language on Earth?

Hint: It's not English Spanish.