Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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Star War Jokes More Star War Jokes

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Who is the best Podracer in Star Wars?

Michael Chewbacca EDIT: Some people don't get the joke..... Michael schumacher is a F1 race car driving legend.

Yo Mama Jokes More Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why can't the pirate get to any subreddits?

He keeps typing /arrr/

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Why did Sara fall out of the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock..who's there..Not Sara.

Hopscotch Jokes More Hopscotch Jokes

What do you call a bunny in a kilt?

A hopscotch

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

What happened when the bankrupt eastern European jumped off a building?

The Czech bounced.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.