Yo Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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What does Ronda Rousey's opponents and myself have in common?

We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.

Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

What happened to the pimp who ate too much Italian food?

He got Pasta-toots.

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How Many Bit Coins Does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

00000000000001adf44c7d69767585--5572eca4dd4-db7d0c0b845-916d849af76 PM me the answer!

What's red and black and screaming all over?

Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What does a pirate with back spasms say?

Shiver me lumbars.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What do you call a Spanish baker?

A con-quiche-ador

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

What do you get if crossed a new born snake with a basketball?

A bouncing baby boa!