Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

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What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask big bird

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Which is easier for a man to leave: the women or the Wine?

It depends on the age.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave russia?

He was snowed in

Cello Jokes More Cello Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

Gravitational Wave Jokes More Gravitational Wave Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on?

The Dark Knight Rises

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does all pirate music have in common?

It's all played in the high C's.

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans unable to play baseball?

They've never known what home is.

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

What's the difference between humans and bullets?

Humans miss Harambe.

Yo Mama Jokes More Yo Mama Jokes

What time is it when yo mama sits on a chair?

Time to buy a new chair.

What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama