Yo Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

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Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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Yo Mama Jokes More Yo Mama Jokes

What joke never gets old?

Besides that's what she said and yo mama.

What do you call a a a a aoohhh?

Yo mama last night bro.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Development Jokes More Development Jokes

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

Whats in his backpack?

Parachute

Which toes?

She answers "My big toes".

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Who's the best Mom ever?

Son: Oprah! Me: Gimme the damn cookies back! Son: See Oprah GIVES, she doesn't take!

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!