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Yo Jokes

What did Mohammed Atta say to Larry Silverstein after the long flight?

Yo can I crash at your place?

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

What did the Mexican say when a development fell on him?

Yo get off me, homes!

What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

How do you get into these!?

Yo, evolution: You missed one..

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What do rappers use to write their lyrics?

Word,yo.

How do yo get to Sesame Street?

Unzip my pants and ask Big Bird

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.

Universe Jokes More Universe Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

What do you call a bird that speaks Spanish?

A Si-gull

What does a Spanish speaking ghost say when they like you?

Mi Ghosta!!

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a dinosaur?

A stinkasaurus!

Why don't more dinosaurs join the police force?

They can't hide behind billboards.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Who hits the ground first?

Better question would be: Why were they in the tree in the first place?

Mafia Jokes More Mafia Jokes

Why did the mafia cross the road?

Hey forget about it

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!