Yo Jokes

What's the most obvious slang word in the Star Wars universe?

Yo, duh.

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What's the haps, yo?

19yo niece: ... Me: ... 19yo niece: ... Me: "I'm sorry."

What Happens When You Put 1 Dollar On A Barbeque?

Dolla Grills, Yo

What do you get when yo cross sheep DNA with human DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

What does a rapper use to write their songs?

Word,yo.

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Pimp Jokes More Pimp Jokes

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Why does Gandalf never dress as a pimp for Halloween?

Because he doesn't want to be taken as a conjurer of cheap tricks.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What is long and hard for a black guy?

Third grade

How do you know a black guy's been at your computer?

It's not there.

Late Night Jokes More Late Night Jokes

What did the rubber ball say when he left the yo-yo's late night house party?

You better get some sleep - I'm gonna bounce!

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an atheist, an insomniac?

A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world?

El Taco Lips.

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?

What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.

What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why does a dog on a U-boat have a deep bark?

Because he's a sub woofer.

Why were the vets and pounds mad?

It was raining cats and dogs

Shoot Star Jokes More Shoot Star Jokes

What does a shooting star say to his buddy before he dies?

Meet me - oh, right..

What kind of a star can be risky?

A shooting star!