What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

What did the Metis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

What did the author tell his publisher when he handed him a 600 pages instead of the 200 the publisher had asked for?

Sorry, I overwrote your order.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did the Eskimo wash his clothes in tide?

Because it was too cold out tide.

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Who steals all the soap in the bathroom?

The robber ducky