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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms?

Q. They think their picture is being taken.

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why does Helen Keller play the piano with only one hand?

Because she uses the other one to sing.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"