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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?

I don't know, she hasn't opened it

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Which rock band always wash their hands before a concert?

OCDC

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.