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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Why does Batman think so highly about himself?

Bruce Wayne.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Why did the meteorologist bring a bar of soap to work?

He was expecting showers.