What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

What did the psychic velociraptor say to his friend?

Dino what you're thinking.

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What would Santa Claus be called if he had no hands?

Canta Plaus.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!