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What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

What did the Canadian eel say when the bartender asked him if he'd had enough?

No, I think I'd like some more-ay.

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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What does Snoop Dogg use to wash his clothes?

Bleotch!!

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

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Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!