What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Who's there! Cellar! Cellar who?

Cellar. No I think she can be repaired!

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

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Why do lawyer's suits never have pants pockets?

Because their hands are always in someone else's!

What was Santa's Christmas-present for the kid with no hands?

New gloves for the cold days

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.

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Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

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What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap