What did the soap say to the hands as they were being washed?

I think we're in sink.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why don't you?

Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

How did the date go?

Not good. Aww what went wrong -*thinks back to accidentally popping a zit into her soup* She just wasn't my type.

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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

Why could Don Juan always pick up girls in his car?

It was electric. Also, the car had a set of hands.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

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Which cat won the race?

The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

Why did the little pig hide the soap?

He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.