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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How do you get a blonde to marry you?

Tell her she's pregnant.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper?

Ask Hugh Hefner.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What happens if you drop a blue marble in the Red Sea?

It sinks. (Courtesy of my 9 year old daughter)

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

You Blink Your Eyes.