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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do you get when turn three blondes upside down?

Two brunettes and a red-head.

Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

How do Reavers clean their spears?

They send them through the Wash.

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What do you call a sinking ship full of condiments?

Sinko de Mayo

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good.

How do you buy hair?

You have toupee