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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did the Klansman say to the Muslim?

Psst...Who washes your... sheets

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar