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Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

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Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why did the blonde call the welfare office?

She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Where do Floridians wash their clothes?

In Fort Launderdale.

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables.

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

Why's the sink depressed?

It's been feeling drained

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!