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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What happens to a Canadian's car when it breaks down?

The owner calls Triple Eh.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out

What do you call a sink that doesn't work?

A faux-cet.

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Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies?

They were too far out, man.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.