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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Why don't we let Google Chrome drive?

Because it crashes all the time.

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

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What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

What was the philosopher's last thought before he descended into quicksand?

I sink therefore I am.

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Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

Why don't Italians like Jehovah's Wittness?

They don't like any witnesses.

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What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

Why couldn't they save the shipwrecked hippies?

They were too far out, man.