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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What happened when Turkey was accused of being Chicken?

It staged a coup

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What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Why do girls make a "shhhhh" noise while peeing and men don't?

Cos men have a 6 inch silencer.