What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What happened to Kim Jong?

He was ill.

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

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How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

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What country do I live?

Iran

Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

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What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.