What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

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What country is ill?

Germany.

Which country do doctors hate?

Any

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck