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What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

What happened to the plan of starting a book club?

It got shelved.

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What is honeymoon?

That brief span of time between "I do" and "You'd better!"

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Aye, there's the wub

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Why did the Polish government have to finally ban water-polo throughout the country?

Too many horses were drowning.

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Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer?

Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!