What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

What if earth rotates 30 times faster?

Interviewer:"If the Earth rotates 30 times faster, what will happen?" engineer:"We will get our salary everyday" :D Think Greedily Act Confidently

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Why don't women blink during foreplay?

They don't have time.

Who is Superman's brother?

Supperman. Or his kid Soup-erman. One just gets to dinner on time and the other is really good and making soup. E: I thought of it in it in a dream so thats why its not so good

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Why don't many Greek men move to other countries?

They don't want to leave their brothers behind

What country has the most people?

Brazil... They've got Brazillions

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What do you say if your peeing in Ireland and spot a leprechaun?

Urine luck

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.