What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

Urine-nation!

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What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl peeing?

Because P is silent.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!