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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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A high-jacker.

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There's no punch line.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.