Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

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What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why are Reddit jokes so overused?

I don't know, ask Dave.

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone

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What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What do you call it when Russians get diarrhea from drinking water in Mexico?

Trotsky's Revenge