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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

What did the cake say to the knife?

You want a piece of me!

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What's a man in a hurry like to drink?

Man-go juice!

What does an alcoholic ghost drink?

BOO'S.

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Why do they call "roach-clips", "roach-clips"?

Because potholder was already taken. I know it's like a venn diagram of drug jokes and dad jokes.

How did the gangster know the drug dealer was selling him a bad batch if meth?

He said: "Nah amine"

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Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Why can't you tell when a pterodactyl is going to the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

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Why is Thors bother so secretive?

Because he tries to keep things Loki...

How long has this been bothering you?

Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.