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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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What did the dragonball z fan say when he wanted to go to the toilet?

I need to goku the toilet

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her?

I aint no Valhalla back girl.

What are you drinking, son?

Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit: Removed the "es" that was bothering everyone

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Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids?

Because they must be able to "dust for Prince"

How many agnostics does it take to change a light bulb?

There's really no sure way to know.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her?

I may be a two but your an eight..

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Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

Who's there! Begonia! Begonia who?

Begonia bother me!

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.