Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

What does Harry Potter say when he wants a cigarette?

Tobaccio

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What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

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What does Justin Timberlake say when he's going to the bathroom?

It's Gonna Be Pee

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl when it pees?

Because the p is silent.

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What do ISIS and anime fans have in common?

They both get hot and bothered over cartoons.

Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.

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Why bother drinking water?

You're just gonna pee it out. This is what Big Water doesn't want you to know.