Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

How many children do I want to have?

Kind of a weird question for a first date, but umm I guess enough to finish the temple

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did the grizzly bear study at college?

He was an Ursa Major

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What qualifies you to be a ninja?

Ninja: I just cut your head off. Boss: That's pr--*thump*

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"