Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb?

You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction.

How many paranoids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who wants to know?

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What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Web Design.

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What do you call a group that only wants a Ninja?

Gold-diggers.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

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