Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

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Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

Where did the universe attend college?

At the university.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"