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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2