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Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college?

Bison

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What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.