Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

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What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Why did the ninja go to college?

He wanted to be a ninja-neer.