What did the buffalo say before his son left for school?

Bison

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

How does a chef ask to leave the dinner table?

He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!

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What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.

What did the buffalo say to his son before he went to college?

Bison.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school?

The deputy head!