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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."