Are you ticklish?
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Accidentally hit submit before you
Because it means urine trouble
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The punch lines.
Leave a plunger in the toilet
They wine too much.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Failing to get away.
It's counterproductive
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The food!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A horoscope.
You remind me of someone
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
The punch line.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Look ma, no hands!
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Don't touch this.
A shootout.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
It doesn't have windows.
They put on the Google!
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
A m80.
No telemarketers.
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Urine trouble!
Urine trouble.
Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW
No one can ever know.
1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout
3 blind mice.
