Hi Jack!
A zip.
Are you ticklish?
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Accidentally hit submit before you
Because it means urine trouble
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The punch lines.
I'm not Willy Nelson
Leave a plunger in the toilet
They wine too much.
The rest of her is cold too.
They fight back.
Finding a plane in your field.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Your parents would know!
It doesn't just happen the once.
Faint
Failing to get away.
It's counterproductive
A SURprise party!!
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
The food!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
The punch line.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A horoscope.
You remind me of someone
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Look ma, no hands!
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Don't touch this.
A shootout.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
The fourth wall
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
Me: He looks like a miniature cat
What everything looks like.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Son: Well you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas!
Microscope
To get to the other slide!
Just look at it. It's headed in One Direction and pointed in the other.
The handycap.
They both lose pounds really fast.
Because we turn them on. / /
Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.
That's a salt!
A-salt
