Don't be depressed
Hi Jack!
A zip.
Are you ticklish?
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Accidentally hit submit before you
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
Because it means urine trouble
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The punch lines.
I'm not Willy Nelson
I forgot
Leave a plunger in the toilet
They wine too much.
Going to Thailand with your own children
The rest of her is cold too.
They fight back.
Finding a plane in your field.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Your parents would know!
It doesn't just happen the once.
Faint
Failing to get away.
It's counterproductive
A SURprise party!!
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
The food!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
The punch line.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A horoscope.
You remind me of someone
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Look ma, no hands!
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Don't touch this.
A shootout.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
No one knows, it's never been done before
Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
He was fed up with other people.
It means urine business.
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
Autobotulism
Darth-tagnan
The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!
They've got poisonality!
You don't have to bring the flowers.
All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"
10 books of Snow Whites
Urine trouble.
