Don't be depressed
Hi Jack!
A zip.
Are you ticklish?
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
Accidentally hit submit before you
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
Because it means urine trouble
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
The guest of honor always shows up late!
The punch lines.
I'm not Willy Nelson
I forgot
Leave a plunger in the toilet
They wine too much.
Going to Thailand with your own children
The rest of her is cold too.
They fight back.
Finding a plane in your field.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Your parents would know!
It doesn't just happen the once.
Faint
Failing to get away.
It's counterproductive
A SURprise party!!
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
Leave the plunger in the toilet
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
The food!
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
The punch line.
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
A horoscope.
You remind me of someone
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
Look ma, no hands!
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
Don't touch this.
A shootout.
The teachers tend to Babylon.
Amaso sorry you don't remember me!
The elephant remembers.
I stalk. " "Really I go swimming and for long hikes" "I know.".
I don't know what the worlds coming to
Uniball
Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "
The arts student gets a mark for it.
He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
Because deep down they're really good people.
Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.
He works on a cold case.
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Look out for the mice!
Because everyone wishes him a new ear.
