What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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Why don't you chat with us in the kitchenette in the morning?

Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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How many German does it take to take down a plane?

One. Because he's very efficient and silent while doing it.

What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

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What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.