What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

What do you call ice cream that robs a bank?

Heist cream Got to give credit to my friend, who sadly dosent have reddit.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?

A SURprise party!!

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

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What does the pirates 5 trailer and the iPhone 7 have in common?

There's no jack

Why did the pirate have trouble with the alphabet?

Because his 'I' was all jacked up.