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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Why did Dr Facilier cross the road?

He had friends on the other side.

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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?

The rest of her is cold too.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

How did Jack grow his portfolio?

He invested in beanstocks!