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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

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What does Bill Cosby do when he can't sleep at night?

He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?

A condom

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did the flight attendant say to get the attention of the plane full of Kim Basinger clones?

Attention Basingers

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.