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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What did the blondes left leg say to her right?

Nothing... They've never met

What is the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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When the Little Mermaid became human how did she know how to use a toilet?

BIG-TIME plot hole in my opinion

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?

Are you ticklish?

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

What did the blind man say when he walked past the fish store?

Hello, ladies

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How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet