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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What did the Frenchman say when he saw a dirty toilet?

Eau de Toilette! (eww, the toilet)

What did Euler find in his toilet?

A natural log

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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?

It's counterproductive

What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

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What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.