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Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Information Jokes More Information Jokes

What's the difference between a Mexican and a computer?

You only have to punch the information into a computer once.

What's the difference between a computer and a woman?

A computer only has to have information punched into it once.

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What do you call an alpacca that screams when it sees fire?

A smoke aLaama.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

Hellen Keller Jokes More Hellen Keller Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

What did the blind man say when he sipped a frozen drink and was cured?

Icee.

Traffic Jam Jokes More Traffic Jam Jokes

Why do they call it a traffic jam?

Because no one's jelly

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.