Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

Why was Harry Potter surprised when Ferrari won the F1 race?

Because he expecto'd Petronas.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Mess Jokes More Mess Jokes

What do funeral home staff do if they mess up transporting a body?

They go back and re-herse.

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!