Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How did Helen Keller's mother punish her?

She left a plunger in the toilet

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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