Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Well that's really tiny writing!

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Hello darkness my old friend

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Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.

What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

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Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How are electric outlets punished?

They're grounded.

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

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She's trans-parent.

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What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.

What do you call somebody who is allergic to wearing little alligators on their polo shirt?

Lacoste intolerant.

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What did Hellen Keller not see when she fell?

The floor

Why was Hellen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog was blind too