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Plunger Jokes

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

How do you surprise a blind man?

Stick a plunger in the toilet

How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

What is the meanest practical joke one can pull on a blind person?

Leaving a plunger in the toilet.

What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?

Leave the plunger in the pot.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

How do you pump a Republican for information?

With a plunger.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

What's long and black?

Every day How did Hellen Keller lose her virginity Someone left a plunger in the toilet

What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Because he'll peek-at-chu!

Why does Marx's toilet play a sonata when flushed?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.

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Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

What screams, wails, and lights up?

A bus-load of babies on fire.

Punish Jokes More Punish Jokes

How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

Who are the fastest readers on earth?

9/11 victims.... They can clear 10 stories in 5 seconds.

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How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's the worst thing about owning a console?

Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps

What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?

The punch line.

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What do Hillbillies do for Halloween?

Pump kin

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Surprise Jokes More Surprise Jokes

What's the definition of a surprise?

A fart with a lump in it

What did the Sewage Worker say to his apprentice?

Urine for a surprise.