How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A Buy-ologist.

How many members of Coldplay does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

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How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Cacawatches

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How many people does it take for Valve to change a light bulb?

Two at most.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

How do you annoy a Worldnews redditor?

Comment after reading the article.