"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Because they are members of an underground Splinter cell.
Bachgen Drwg. (it's Welsh)
2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)
She is allergic to nuts.
There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).
At the Schopenhauer.
N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!
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Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)
