"We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Your calves!
A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
Al Kaline.
Me any time someone tells me I have to sleep on a futon
None. Mice can't change light-bulbs as they are mere rodents without the physical or mental ability to do so. Not to mention it's much safer for them to pilfer food in the dark.
1
A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)