How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.

How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

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What do you call a droid who's never on time?

BB-L8

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.