How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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What's a Mexicans favorite protein?

Whey

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell if there's a mosquito in your bed?

By the "M" on his pajamas.

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Which pizza shop's business is like it's name?

Dominoes. Falling one at a time.

Why was the stadium so cool?

It was full of fans. Thank thank you for your time