How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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Where do the Mexican truckers hang out?

The guay station.

How does the Mexican national anthem start?

Jose can you see.....

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

How do you tell if someone's balls are sensitive?

Give them a test-tickle

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Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps?

Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0)

What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon?

Around Ten-ish.