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How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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Where does a Mexican store his food?

Hispantry

Why did the SJW hate the Mexican robot?

Because it was Pablo-matic

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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse?

Try picking them up!

Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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What do you call it......when you get head from a black girl and a white girl at the same time?

Marblehead

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money