How do Mexican peanuts tell time?

Cacawatches

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What do you call two Mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

What does a Mexican duck say?

GUACK

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How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What time does Sean Connery go to the US Open?

Tennish