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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

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How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

What brand toothbrush do Mexicans use?

Oral-

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Why can't Emma Watson ever play Hermione Granger again?

Cos once you go black, you never go back.

Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball against each other?

Juan v Juan

What do you call a Mexican boxing match?

Juan v Juan

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Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

Why are criminals so good at basketball?

They shoot first and ask questions later.