What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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What do Mexicans call a commando?

A Juan man army...

What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

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What did Obi-wan say to Skywalker the first time he saw him as Darth Vader?

Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe wan kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.