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What would Obi Wan be called if he were Mexican?

Obi Juan Kenobi.

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What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

What do you call Chinese soup made by a Mexican?

Juan-ton soup

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What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table?

"Use the fork, Luke."

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What's the program jedi use to read pdf files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.