Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why were Star Wars Episodes 4, 5, and 6 released before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

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What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

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Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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Gigi D'Agostino

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.