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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Release Jokes More Release Jokes

What is it called when a man molests with each release?

Per version.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What kind of jeans do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim!

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!