Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released?

An increase in battery cases.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What are Mario's overalls made of?

Denim denim denim (pronounced with the Mario underground theme)

Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Nintendo Jokes More Nintendo Jokes

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What do you call a techno-themed grocery store?

Gigi D'Agostino

What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn?

Goddamn right.