Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

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What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.