Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

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What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why hasn't Africa ever won Olympic gold in basketball?

Because Africa isn't a country.

Where do Easter bunnies dance?

At the basketball.

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

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What do you call it when you play Nintendo games because you have nothing better to do?

Ennwii

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach.