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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

Whom hath released the hounds?

Whom Whom Whom Whom

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What is Mario's favorite material?

Denim denim denim! *musical*

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Why is cupid bad at basketball?

When he shoots, someone else scores.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

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What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

What do the Dallas Cowboys do when they win the Superbowl?

Turn off their Nintendo and go to bed.

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.