Japan Jokes

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

Why did the whale like the diver?

Because he had flippers!

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"

Why doesn't Gabe Newell play basketball?

Because he can't make 3's

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican gondolier?

Pedro.

What do you call a Mexican on a riding lawnmower?

Promoted.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

Who are we?

Women!" "What do we want " "We don't know!" "When do we want it " "Now!"

Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

Who's Angry in Japan?

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Where do pots go on vacation?

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

What are rich people called in Japan?

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Love Card

What is the most popular band in Japan?

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Which American city did Japan ruin?

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