Japan Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

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Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the tractor trailer mechanic always have half an erection?

Because he was constantly nursing a semi.

How long does an owl live?

About six and a half books.

Shrine Jokes More Shrine Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

How many cans of soda can a soda can can if a soda can can can cans?

No one can ever know.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

How is the world like a bag of jellybeans?

Nobody likes the black ones.

Why do grocery stores double-bag everything?

Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong

Fermi Jokes More Fermi Jokes

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Mario Jokes More Mario Jokes

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

Why does Mario never parks his kart near the Koopalings Castles?

He always gets Toad.

Women World Cup Jokes More Women World Cup Jokes

Why couldn't the FBI find Sepp Blatter's bribe money?

He used it all to bribe Canada to host the Women's World Cup.

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.