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Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

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What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill

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How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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What are you thinking?

Because now I know and I am horrified.

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

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What is Siri really good at?

Playing pocket pool.

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant?

A Reba!

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

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Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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