Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why doesn't Japan have elections?

I dunno but it's probably the reason for their low birth rates.

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Bill Cosby go to Japan with a bag of roofies?

He had Jello fever!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why does Japan have a high life expectancy?

It is full of anti - occidents

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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Kami Jokes More Kami Jokes

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What's long green and goes hith?

A snake with a lisp!

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

Konnichihuahua Jokes More Konnichihuahua Jokes

How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?

Konnichihuahua

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Locksmith Jokes More Locksmith Jokes

Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Who are you and how did you get in here?

I'm a locksmith and I'm a locksmith.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why is Karl Marx a fan of the Galactic Empire?

He was born ina 1818.

Fermi Jokes More Fermi Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

It can be a very Hubble-ing experience. These jokes may not be funny for you, but they are Fermi.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

What's that in the bag?

An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."

What do you call a bag that never approaches anything?

An asymp-tote*

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Which one is yours?

Say, "I haven't picked one out yet!" It's worth it.

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones