Japan Jokes

Why does nobody in Japan use Siri?

Because they can't take it seriousry.

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Why are locksmiths in Japan cooler than the rest of the world's locksmiths?

Because in Japan they're rocksmiths.

Why aren't there any feminists in Japan?

Whale huntings legal

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why is the US so much better at the accurate placement of round objects than Japan?

We had two practices in 1945

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

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What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What's the latest big thing to sweep across Japan?

The ocean.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Who knows... Maybe Japan hacked Sony?

Yeah... Lets blame Sony.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

What did the tsunami say to Japan?

Nothing, it waved. Happy Thursday all.

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

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When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do Ethiopians have fly swatters?

To hunt for their food.

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What's the worst they could say? No?

I'm a married man, I hear no at least two times a week.

How do you sell a dog to someone hard of hearing?

Get really close to their ear and shout, "DO YOU WANNA BUY A DOG "

Kami Jokes More Kami Jokes

What do you call a suicidal Shinto?

A Kami-kaze

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Theme Jokes More Theme Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when invited to the musician themed costume party?

I'll be Bach

What did The Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Fermi Jokes More Fermi Jokes

What did Japan say when it heard the US had an atomic bomb?

Did you make that Fermi?

Why are astrophysicists always nervous before they launch a new satellite?

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Win Jokes More Win Jokes

What's the best moment of your life?

Me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.