Japan Jokes

Why are there no feminists in Japan?

Because they hunt whales.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

What food guide does a Chicagoan need in Japan?

A Ramen Manual.

What do you call a stock market crash in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What are rich people called in Japan?

Milyennaires

What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

Which American city did Japan ruin?

Detroit

You might also enjoy:

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What did the Mtis people think of the look on Stephen Harper's face when he lost the election?

They though it was Riel funny!

Who wins the election?

America.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What do you call couples that practice pulling out as a method of contraception?

Parents.

What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

Jello Jokes More Jello Jokes

What do you call the guy who envies his friend's gelatin?

Jello-us

Why do hipsters drink their Jello?

They want to have it before it's cool.

Bag Jokes More Bag Jokes

Why did the chicken jump into the bag of popcorn?

The kernel was looking for him.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Konnichihuahua Jokes More Konnichihuahua Jokes

How do Mexican dogs say "hello" when in Japan?

Konnichihuahua

How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello?

Konnichihuahua

Bill Cosby Jokes More Bill Cosby Jokes

What does Bill Cosby and a ninja have in common?

You don't see either one coming.

Basketball Jokes More Basketball Jokes

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James

Where do Canadians play Basketball?

In the NB - "eh"