Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why was the tired criminal delighted when he was caught by the police?

Because he needed *arrest*!!!

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Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists drink herbal tea?

Because proper-tea is theft.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

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Why does Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because property is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why does Karl Marx's toilet play music every time you flush it?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern.