Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was the Human Torch arrested?

He had firearms.

Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

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What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx always buy cheap tea?

Because he believed that all proper tea was theft.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why couldn't the cup of tea climb flight of stairs?

Because it was too steep.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.