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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why were the flies playing football in saucer?

They where playing for the cup!

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why was Karl Marx against Chinese mutes?

Because he hated the B shu!

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.