Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog!

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Anarchists only drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What does Moses do when he wants a beer?

He brews!

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What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What kind of tea does an anarchist drink?

Cheap generic iced tea. Because proper tea is theft.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why did they build a shrine to karl marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!