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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!