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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was the algebra teacher arrested on drug charges?

He was caught doing lines of math!

Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only drink coffee?

Because proper tea is theft.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

What kind of beer does a cow brew?

Heifer-weizen.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

Earl Grey Jokes More Earl Grey Jokes

Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

Why does Karl Marx not take milk in his tea?

Because proper tea is theft.