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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What is it called when you are arrested for drunk driving and you extremely regret it?

DU-WHY!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Proper Tea Jokes More Proper Tea Jokes

Why do Marxists only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft.

Why do Marxists drink herbal tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Brew Jokes More Brew Jokes

Why doesn't Moses buy beer?

He brews it.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What do you call an Earl Grey that likes role play?

Not-tea

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?

She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet.

What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn?

A cup of decaf

Theft Jokes More Theft Jokes

What rhymes with left and means steal?

Theft

Why do anarchists only drink herbal infusions?

Because proper tea is theft.

Karl Marx Jokes More Karl Marx Jokes

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why does Karl Marx only drink herbal tea?

Because proper tea is theft!