Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why did Marxism never catch on in England?

Because then it'd be impossible to get proper tea.

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How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

How does Moses make his coffee?

He brews it.

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Why was Karl Marx arrested for brewing a cup of Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What book does the Queen of England read to get herself into a raunchy mood?

50 Shades of Earl Grey

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What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a cup and a mug?

Being cupped is far more pleasurable than being mugged

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Why do no communists drink Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What did the American call Karl Marx when a shrine was dedicated to him in Japan?

A Kami.

Why didn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey tea?

Because all proper tea is theft.