Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why did the M&ampM 's go to college?

Because they wanted to be smarties.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

Why do police in the US carry a tazer and pepper spray?

In case they run out of bullets.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How much do dead batteries cost?

Nothing. They are free of charge!

What did the doctor say to the parents of an ugly baby?

I charge five dollars if its a boy and five dollars if its a girl. Lets just say this ones on the house.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

What did the corn chip say to the battery?

If you're Eveready, I'm Frito Lay.

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.