Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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How long have we been married dear?

Me: How dare you try and sneak maths into this.

What did the bartender say to the jumper cables?

You better not try to start anything.

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How much does a dead battery cost?

It's free of charge

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

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Why did the little girl bury her flashlight?

Her batteries were dead.

What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

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What does a War Boy from Mad Max say when he goes to court to sign an affidavit?

WITNESS ME!

Why did the tear testify in court?

Because he was an eye wetness.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...