Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Why isn't there democracy in North Korea?

Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What was he charged with?

Indie-cent exposure.

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Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

What does a battery have that a women hasn't?

A positive side....

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

Why did the Energizer Bunny need to lawyer up?

He was charged with battery.