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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why do French tanks have review mirrors?

Because they want to see the front line too

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca.

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How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

Who does Luke Skywalker ask to charge his lightsaber?

Char-Jar Binks

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

How does Batman store energy?

In BATteries

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Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.

Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.