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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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What are snails trying to do?

Their best

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How do you stop an angry rhino from charging?

You take away its credit card

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

Why do batteries feel lonely?

Because they are never included in anything.

When should you charge a battery?

When you can't pay cash.

Court Jokes More Court Jokes

What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates?

Out of bounce.

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...