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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Why did the French chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did Yewtree arrest the husband-to-be at the celebrity wedding of the year?

They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Battery Jokes More Battery Jokes

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery.

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Energizer Bunny Jokes More Energizer Bunny Jokes

Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

Why was the energizer bunny arrested?

He got a battery charge.