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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Yarn.

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What's the difference between a high and drunk driver?

The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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