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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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None. Their parents will do it for them.

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They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.

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Leave it in the cow.

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Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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An instagator!

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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what