What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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How many teamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

19. Got a problem with that?

How many members of Linkin Park does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!

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How do you turn a fox into a whale?

Marry her.

How do they all sit?

They turn the stool upside down

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me!

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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What did the lizard get at home depot?

Reptile.

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What is Lil Jon's favorite flavor of BBQ?

Mesquite squite squite....Forgive me I'm freshly smoked.