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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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You can unscrew a lightbulb.

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None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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Curses, foiled again!

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They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE