What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what