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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

How many vegans does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Vegans have the same capability of changing a lightbulb as non-vegans.

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.

Why did Helen Keller try lsd?

Because she was told it makes you see things!

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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

What do you call a posh shop that sells kitchen appliances?

Selfridges.

Home Depot Jokes More Home Depot Jokes

What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools

Why isn't there a straight pride parade?

They tried that but people kept on thinking it was the checkout line at Home Depot.

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What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

What university did Lil Jon go to?

YAAAAAAAAALE