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What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

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Why doesn't an old man ever go down on his old wife?

Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?

How do you find an old man in the dark?

It isn't hard.

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What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple

How is a rabbit like a plum?

They're both purple except for the rabbit.